I was catching up on episodes of Modern Family this week, and a thought struck me:
2010 has been quite a year for the public’s opinion of our (public) schools. While the right reliably levies criticism against teachers, unions, and schools, it seems like the rest of the country decided to pile on this year. The shot heard ‘round the world was fired in February, when Rhode Island gave an entire school their marching orders. As the year rolled on, John Stossel and other conservatives were only too happy to join the mosh pit, but who would have guessed Oprah Winfrey would throw teachers under the bus? Speaking of which, right as a movie about him was released, Mark Zuckerberg decided (on O’s show) that New Jersey’s schools needed 1oo million of his dollars. Oh. And The L.A. Times saw fit to actually publish a list of “ineffective” teachers. Brutal. And don’t even get me started on “Waiting For Superman”. (no, really, don’t get me started…)
So there seems to be a consensus that public schools are failing, and conversely, the assumption goes that private schools have all the answers. But do they really?
Just so you know, I have zero intention of trying to sell you on either method of educating our children. But I do have some thoughts that I’d like to get percolating in your head.
A common gag for TV comedies has always been showing how hard parents are willing to work to get their children into a prestigious private school. The current spin on this gag, displayed in the Modern Family clip below, is to show parents trying to get their children into a reputable preschool.
Like with all good jokes, this gag is funny because it’s rooted in some element of truth. Some parents really will humiliate themselves to get their children into a “better” school. And that should get you to to thinking…
We always hear that private schools produce children with higher test scores, and they do it at a lower cost per student than public schools. The immediate assumption is that private schools are great, and public schools are terrible. But allow me to challenge that simplistic belief.
Overall, private schools have a better tool box. But they have this better tool box, because parents do so much work in stocking it:
-They seek the school out.
-Apply for the school.
-Interview for the school.
-A lot of times they have to agree to do volunteer work for the school.
-Pay their own money for the privilege to send their child to the school.
-And if their child is accepted, they usually have to provide their own transportation to the school.
As unfair as this generalization is going to sound, which do you expect more from? The child whose parents do all of that or the child whose parents just leave them at the bus stop? Is it any wonder that private schools produce better results? Look how much the parents have invested. And look how hard they work just to get their child in the front door. When comparing public and private schools, omitting the impact of parental involvement is criminally negligent. (that part is more my opinion than a fact)
The bottom line is that while it’s easy to pile onto teachers and our public school system, it seems even easier to overlook this important fact. You cannot compare the results from private school with public school so simplistically. Your analysis will be half baked at best.
Again. I’m not going to argue which method is better. I see merit in both. And I most certainly will not tell you that the status quo is A-OK, because it’s not. As with most expenditures of government money, there are several holes in the system. All I ask is that we stop mindlessly piling into whatever bandwagon seems popular at the moment. Especially if it’s one that Oprah endorses.







