Politics can be crazy, nasty and terrible. I didn’t touch them untill 2007. I mean, sure I voted, but I just sort of made it up as I went along. I relied on ideology to get me by. I just did whatever “felt” right.
It’s not because I was stupid or lazy. It’s not because I didn’t care. I was just overwhelmed. To really know what you are talking about, you must consume and process a tremendous amount of data. I mean, to truly do it right, you would probably have to know who your mayor is for starters. Then your Governor. The Lieutenant Governor would be good. Who’s your representative for Congress? (both federal and state) Who’s your Senator? (again, state and federal) Most people don’t know any Yankee players other than Derek Jeter, and those guys are on TV all the time. How are you going to keep track of all your government representatives? And I haven’t even talked about who’s on the board for your city council. Really, do you know? And then don’t get me started on elections either… Now you have to worry about primaries. PRIMARIES. When I was 18, I honestly didn’t know how primaries worked. I just figured the RNC and the DNC “told us” who our candidates were.
Now that giant block of text only covered knowing WHO your government is. (and it left out a lot of offices) Now you have to ask what these people stand for. Not only that, you have to keep track of how they are at making promises and then keeping them. It gets to a point where you have to understand human psychology to determine what your representatives mean when they speak, because they’re not always straight shooters.
And I’m just scratching the surface. Knowing who represents you and what they stand for is just one facet of the gem. You also have to understand issues. You’ve got ones that seem to persist like gay marriage or abortion, but you also have ones that crop up out of nowhere. For example, when the riots took place in Egypt this year, I was like, “Crap. I don’t even know who Hosni Mubarak is.” So I looked. Then I was like, “What? He’s been in office HOW LONG? We give him money? Wait… Who are these protestors? They RAPED a TV reporter, and no one really reported on it? We heard more about the girl who ACCUSED Duke Lacrosse players of raping her than we did an actual news lady who was ACTUALLY raped (by a mob of men)…” <— And those are all just thoughts that I had in reaction to a single issue. Don’t get me started on Obmacare.
Okay… What ABOUT Obamacare? Now, I have to research how our medical system works. But wait… To truly know what I’m talking about, I should look into how medicine is done in other countries too. I reckon I’ll start with England and Canada, because I hear about them so much. And they speak English. That makes it easier to read about them. Okay, now that I’ve read about them, I need to predict how it would affect premium costs if we enact Obamacare. What am I??? An economist? A psychologist? And we vote on things concerning war, so I better learn how to be a General too.
Fudge it. I’m just going to see which party makes the most sense and vote down the party line. I mean that’s how a lot of people feel, right? These are all thoughts I had just as I typed them. There are so many other facets to consider.
Truly understanding how to vote, who to elect, and how to discuss matters of the day with other people takes work. It’s takes so much work, that it has slowly cannibalized my hobbies and daily activities. It’s changed me. In some ways for the better, in some ways for the worse. I mean, I really have trouble just chewing the fat with someone I casually know, because when I hear them state something that I know to be categorically false, I go into panic mode. What do I do? Do I tell them they’re wrong? I don’t know them that well; it might make things awkward. I should just let it go. Well… wait… I can’t let them go around thinking THAT. What if they perpetuate a falsehood? Crap. I can’t let them do that; that’s how memes get spread. I better say something… So now, no one wants to talk to me at cocktail parties.
The last four years have been hard. It’s actually made me rethink my feelings on the “The Matrix”. (yeah, I’m going there) If you think about it, once you start understanding how the world works, it’s like you’ve been unplugged from the Matrix. You’ve spent over 20 years floating through life like a jellyfish, and it’s been nice. You’ve told jokes, you’ve gossiped, you’ve watched sports and movies and drank beer, and socialized, and it’s been fun. Every four years, you vote for a president, but most of the time, you just enjoy life. Things have just “worked themselves” out from your perspective, and life is fine. That’s the Matrix. You think you’re eating steak, but your body is being pumped with some mystery fluid. And that’s how I’ve felt.
Before I continue my Matrix metaphor, you have to understand that the politicians love it. The less scrutiny you give them, the more of your money they can spend. When I was younger, I had no clue why my property taxes fluctuated. I voted with no idea how that choice was going to change the price of my mortgage. Politicians LOVE the Matrix, and they want you in it.
And let’s be honest. You have every incentive to stay there. You don’t want to be me. You don’t want cocktail-party panic attacks. You don’t want two DVR’s, each filled up 40-80% with cable news programs. I have never seen Lost. I don’t keep up with sports. I’m too busy scouring the backgrounds of politicians for this next primary to care whether the NFL figures its stuff out or not. (that’s not entirely true… I understand that the NFL generates much needed revenue for the respective cities the teams play in) <— That’s another thing. Do you understand what revenue is? And no, regardless of what our president tells you, revenue is not just about taxes.
See what I mean? You don’t want to be me. The Matrix is much nicer than how I live life. You want to believe you’re eating steak, because once you figure out that it’s some strange fluid, there’s no turning back. (unless you to sell out Neo, but that’s a whole ‘nother discussion) The Matrix has you, and sometimes that feels better off.
But it’s not. You can’t vote every four years for one of two teams and then watch The Colts. If you live life that way, you’re ultimately at a disadvantage. And even if you don’t care about yourself, it should matter that you’re setting your children up to have fewer opportunities than you had. Of course, even that argument sounds hollow to more people than you’d imagine. This is another topic for another discussion, but there is a growing number of people who don’t care what happens to their children, because either they just don’t care, or because they don’t plan on having children. I call those people selfish. And worse. But if you wanna hear me talk about that, you’re going to have to buy me a drink. (and possibly sign some kind of waiver, because I can be scalding when I want to be)
I don’t think everybody should get as deep into politics as I do (I really don’t recommend it), but I do think most people should have a deeper understanding than they currently do. The sad thing is that NO ONE tells you what you’re signing up for. It is a rabbit hole that seems to have no bottom. (I haven’t found one yet) Now that I think about it… I should probably recommend repelling into it more than jumping… but you have to go down it. You have to understand the world you live in. Even if the outcome is that you still vote for the same party you always have, it matters that you scrutinize who you vote for.
I understand that this will take up an uncomfortable amount of your time. I also understand that there is a steep learning curve. It took me three years to even feel comfortable writing about it. But you, this country, and our politicians will be better for it. You don’t have to let politics consume you, but it at least has to be one of your new hobbies. Our system of government works, but only when you put some work into it.






